You have entered the chamber of sages! It is time for you to prove your worth!!

There might have been talking penises in a TV show called Patriot or they were just always having awkward conversations while standing at the ironbark

Edit I don’t know what that last one is

You can’t expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.

The chairs are for that mid-pee break 👌

3/10, too much splashback. Go learn your piss geometry, noob.

There’s a restaurant in Reading, PA with a men’s room that has a sink, two urinals, and a toilet. No stalls. One room.

There was a lock on the door, but it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you’re taking a shit.

I didn’t see the woman’s bathroom, but apparently a few others did because the lock on that door didn’t work.

Got it. Check me out. Dramatic pose. Pees up. Right arm redirect flow into all four urinals.

Me? I’m just waiting for my flight.

I shid in the toilet with no hole, wat do?

I never understood why all the other guys didn’t wanna pee in front of me.

I came out in 1997

I still don’t understand why there isn’t a 🪩

Oh shit, there is lol