• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    Do what I did…
    Buy a 3d printer.
    Design and print a funnel that can clip under the rim of any toilet that diverts some of the water up your arse.
    Do the poopiest of poops.
    Clip the AnywayBidet™ on to the toilet.
    Flush toilet.
    And, BOOM, you now know why I’m banned from every ikea in the UK.

    Ok, maybe I should’ve tried it in the actual toilets rather than the showroom area. Either way the AnywayBidet™ is a surefire way to get people talking!!