Those are not the nuts I want near or in my chocolate.
You’ve heard of the Snickers bar dick vein, now get ready for…
Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?
preparation for “protein” products
“No, the name ‘Milka’ doesn’t refer to milk, why do you ask?”
Filled with cream
That hot and sticky cream
Should be white chocolate
“Dude I said German chocolate. How the fuck did you hear sperm in?”
I’m not putting my lips on that.
“When we said our chocolate was orgasmic and we want it to portray that to the customer this wasn’t what we meant… Try again, this time the feeling we’re aiming for is that our chocolate is titillating. Why are you smirking?”
Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.
