There’s a famous Mitchell & Webb sketch where two SS officers, mid-conversation on the Eastern Front, suddenly notice something troubling about their uniforms. “Hans,” one ask…
Just standard defence contractor shit. How will we keep the country safe if we don’t make a new more efficient baby grinder? The existing baby grinding machines we have are losing their edge to these newfangled Chinese baby grinder 8000s, if we can’t make a baby grinder 10,000 soon our civilization will be destroyed
Internal propaganda is strong.
I’m sure they’re told that they’re on the side of good guys and they’re SAVING THE CHILDREN(well, the white ones anyway) or some other such nonsense.
Just standard defence contractor shit. How will we keep the country safe if we don’t make a new more efficient baby grinder? The existing baby grinding machines we have are losing their edge to these newfangled Chinese baby grinder 8000s, if we can’t make a baby grinder 10,000 soon our civilization will be destroyed
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