violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomy ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seatslemmy.worldimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down111
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imagemy ex can trash talk me all he wants, but he can't unsquirt his dad’s Bugatti seatslemmy.worldviolet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 hours agoModern Bugatti … no action happening inside, barely enough room to pick your nose. Vintage Bugatti … not the first person to have squirted there, and the seats are easily reupholstered. If you’re gonna fuck, make it the back seat of a Rolls Royce … now I’m thinking about it, that’s the one thing I have in common with my mother. Hmmm.
minus-squareAkasazh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 hours agoWith your user name, I’m seeing a scene of slaughter on that rolls backseat.
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 hours agoWell, certainly some blood …
Modern Bugatti … no action happening inside, barely enough room to pick your nose.
Vintage Bugatti … not the first person to have squirted there, and the seats are easily reupholstered.
If you’re gonna fuck, make it the back seat of a Rolls Royce … now I’m thinking about it, that’s the one thing I have in common with my mother. Hmmm.
With your user name, I’m seeing a scene of slaughter on that rolls backseat.
Well, certainly some blood …