I was watching a comedy special by Jimmy Carr. He gives out a number before the show that you can text and select ones are shown on a giant screen behind him and he responds.
One text that was sent in was something like “im am blind. I asked for cheapest seats in the house for me and my service dog. I got seated behind a stone pillar. A+ service staff.”
He is watching from 3rd person
I’d never have expected Jenny to let herself go like that.
I used to love finding spots like this
Best seat in the house.
seat in the house.
“DADDY!!! DID YOU SEE MY PERFORMANCE???”
“No.”
child develops trauma of thinking his dad doesn’t love him enough to pay attention
Dad develops anger issues over not getting to see his son perform in the school play
school has a school shooting the following week, but thats 100% unrelated. Different kid. School just happens to be in America
Well I found it funny at least.
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are you okay
This is just like the Star Wars hotel.
My first thought too
