Make them breakfast, what are you just sitting around for, they gave you a place to stay it’s the least you could do.
I’m always afraid to wake them up by doing that so I often go for a walk and bring stuff from the bakery for breakfast when I get back.
Wanna crash at my place sometime?
That’s when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.
Blackmail material? Interesting style.
That’s where YOUR mind went. I’m not some kind of monster. I mostly just steal their dirtiest underwear and take some of their pills.
If you want them to get up just tickle their anus
This could go the other way, depending on the tickling skills
With your tongue?
Irish slang for apartment/house
There’s always the option of quietly letting yourself out and posting the key through the letterbox*
*may not be an option in non-letterbox-having regions
who up crashin they gaff
