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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

She is so mad she is going to rat you out to jesus

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She is so mad she is going to rat you out to jesus

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    Squirt is a swear word now?

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      It’s engagement bait

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    Can’t laugh at your meme if the funny part is censored

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      Are you sure it’s funny? I can’t tell. It’s censored.

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      I don’t understand where all these corpo boot-licking… no, boot-slobbering memes come from.

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        Sounds like you do

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          ;-; i suppose. I guess I just don’t want it to be like, all of them you know. like just the existence of their puritanical pr teams has such a deep lasting impact on human culture for memes posted on a small forum to be fucking censored. it pisses me of thinking about and now i want to make some p*pe b*mbs or k*ll a ceo work more.

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    No, when I die, I’m going to be a ghost in my 20’s

    Why would anyone want to stay a Grandma?!!

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    Like granny never squirted on a blanket. She was young once too, how do you think your parents happened

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      how do you think your parents happened

      Based on my childhood, I assume some satanic conjuring spell was involved.

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      Omg, Not by squirting on a blanket.

      Damn, education really went to hell during Covid.

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        I’m 42. People were stupid all the way back in the 80s.

        And based on the fact that people believe in religion, I would go so far as to say people have always been idiots.

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          Well, I’m 47, and I can say that you’re right, at least it’s far back as always

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