• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    2 days ago

    “SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!”

    “°^¥℅ÆÂç?”

    *armed guard shoots alien in the head

    Later:

    “Does my lab look like dead Xeno storage to you?”