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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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  • kamayatu24@lemmy.world
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    But technically I can repair the printer…

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    PLEASE SIGN IN TO YOUR HP ACCOUNT TO CONTINUE

  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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    it aint easy but somebody gotta do it

  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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    Get yourself a thermal printer for 100$. Suits 95% of my needs. No more, “fuck you I won’t print in black, you’re low on red”.

    • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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      Most thermal paper isn’t recyclable though, the chemicals that allow the heat to print onto them can’t be easily recycled. A simple Brother laser printer would be a better option for most people if they’re just printing black text

    • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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      Can you please explain this to my frugal Asian parents who only care about the price of the printer?

      Nah nvm, your words are just gonna come out the other side of the ears lmfao

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      Thermal? You mean laser? With a fuser?

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      Do they actually make these for full 8.5 x 11 pages?

      I’ve only seen them for receipts and labels

      • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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        Oh yeah it does. Rolls a really cheap, I use that most of the time. Regular flat paper is a bit more expensive, I use it only for important stuff. The printer is really small too, easy to put in your bag. I’m sure there’s a lot of brands but the one I got is Phonemo M32 I think.

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    Ha! I am a programmer that wrote printer software for 20 years. I get to live.

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      But do you want to?

      • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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        Yes?

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      “get”

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      You also get to refill ink and remove crumpled paper with staples from the printer. Since, you know, you’re the printer person.

      • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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        What does paper jam taste like?

        • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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          Slightly better than traffic jam

      • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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        This was the first one I worked on.

        The paper jams could be scary.

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    6 hours ago

    What movie is this from?

    • starik@lemmy.zip
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      The Pianist (2002)

      Don’t shoot! I’m Polish.

      • callouscomic@lemmy.zip
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        Incredible movie everyone should see. Heavily based on stories from the real Szpilman, who died just before the movie released I think, but helped them with it I’m pretty sure. Shows the true realities that Jews went through in Poland.

        A damn shame the movie was made by a giant piece of shit.

        • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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          They played this movie in my middle school classroom… I was kinda half distracted

        • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polanski

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pianist_(2002_film)

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    This is me every single time I go to my Mother-in-law’s house

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      I actually gifted my parents a 15 year old brother laser and told them to just plug in your laptop.

      • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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        My brother printer is constant frustration. We are able, brother is cain.

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