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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    9 hours ago

    My aunt’s dentist used to do this every February when he’d send out Valentines to all his clients. He said the acidity from the salsa helped negate the sugar from the Oreos so you could eat them instead of brushing your teeth.

    Everyone stopped taking his advice when he started gifting them all didgeridoos full of piss though. It’s a shame but what can you do.

    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Acidity does damage to tooth enamel

      Sugar does damage to tooth enamel

      So I guess it’s multiplication and two negatives make a positive ?

    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s a shame but what can you didgeridoo.

      FTFY

      • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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        8 hours ago

        Ah shit how did I miss that

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    4odpla-2008171922

  • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Really?
    l always assumed it was for deposing of the dark cream holders after you had licked it of.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    I was using it for nacho cheese.

    • Chivera@lemmy.world
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      I was using it for beans 🤤

      • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Personally, I prefer sauerkraut.
        Complete culinary taste fireworks!

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      I’m trying to imagine the flavour of Oreos with salsa vs Oreos with nacho cheese, and I think that the cheese option would taste better. Not good, but better than salsa.

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Nacho cheese would win for mouth feel too. Salsa, tasty as it is, is just a mess of wet and chunky.

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          I think it would be “cleaner” in terms of taste though. Like you could more easily wash it out with a sip of cold soda afterwards. But the nacho cheese with Oreo stuffing would linger for a while.

          • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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            If we want a lingering taste, use the middle tray for Marmite.

  • BougieBirdie@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Split it, lick it, dip it

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