Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-216 hours agowet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down115
arrow-up1126arrow-down1imagewet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-216 hours agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·14 hours ago“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 hours ago“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoCan’t you just drill a new one?
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-210 hours agoWell, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoReaction: Counterspell Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
You rapscallion!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
Reaction: Counterspell
Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!