She seems nice.
Probably just being friendly.
Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends
Mhmm, had an ex that used to bed me when she new I was about to go out and get extremely angry when I then went instead of staying there to cuddle her after
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
Doing the chores she demands in return?
You mean your half of the chores?
“Half”
… Maybe if you just dive straight into the main course instead of enjoying the appetizer first…
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.
So 3 minutes it is.
Get better. Google it, watch some YouTube videos.
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
I have 2 good suggestions
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
She might just be being polite
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
She has a point.
When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
Wonderful
Bah! You beat me to it!
I’m mostly just impressed
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
Guys, ill be 5 mins late.
Plenty of time to shower afterwards
5 mins includes the shower
4mins is plunty of time
Ok I got little bit distracted.
Bonk!
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