JOHN RAMBO
“Cap, these gay immigrants want to stop generative AI. We gotta to stop them.”
BATMAN
“Rambo’s right, these lesbian Democrat voters will stop at nothing.”
INDIANA JONES
“Understood, Batman. We have to protect our billionaires’ way of life. And we’ve got might on our side. I know Hunt, McClane, and Reacher are in and, all the way from across the pond, so is Bond. But do we have Bourne and Skywalker?”
CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101
“Both have answered the call! And we have Toretto and Blade.”
HANNIBAL LECTER
“Now hold on a minute. Toretto and Blade are both… un-white.”
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INT. FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE - DAY
JOHN RAMBO
“Cap, these gay immigrants want to stop generative AI. We gotta to stop them.”
BATMAN
“Rambo’s right, these lesbian Democrat voters will stop at nothing.”
INDIANA JONES
“Understood, Batman. We have to protect our billionaires’ way of life. And we’ve got might on our side. I know Hunt, McClane, and Reacher are in and, all the way from across the pond, so is Bond. But do we have Bourne and Skywalker?”
CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101
“Both have answered the call! And we have Toretto and Blade.”
HANNIBAL LECTER
“Now hold on a minute. Toretto and Blade are both… un-white.”
Coming soon to a movie theatre near you. And every streaming service. And as an unskipable 3hr 30min ad on Youtube.