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PlaidBaron@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

We have revoked your America priviliges and replaced it with water. No, you may not have it back.

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We have revoked your America priviliges and replaced it with water. No, you may not have it back.

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PlaidBaron@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca
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    Prince Edward Island looking like Mike Wazowski every time he’s in a commercial.

  • Grabthar@lemmy.world
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    Sorry folks, country’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

  • Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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    Fair. And, quite frankly, overdue.

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    Fuckin’ right 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    If you have any problems with it then take it up with the geese

  • ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca
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    We need a version of that GIF of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida, but for Canada.

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      https://giphy.com/gifs/EFyxFNTW9KTx6#%3A~%3Atext=Source%2C-www.reddit.com

      • ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca
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        Thank you for your service!

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    From sea to sea to sea to… sea?

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    On the downside, Niagara Falls isn’t that interesting anymore.

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      Niagara Falls is just where we send the tourists so we can enjoy the rest of the country

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      For the Australianisation of Canada, I’d take it. Nigara Falls is sort of a Vegas wannabe tourist trap anyway outside of the falls themselves

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    Tough, but fair.

  • EarlOfSam@quokk.au
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    Given everything? Understandable.

    Exited for the United Flotilla of the New American Sea. ⛵

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      I think the billionaires would actually go for this. And I’ll bet they all cry “class warfare” when we beat on their yachts with our tiny fists as the rest of us all drown.

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Oops. Sorry! All the water was privatized.
    Enjoy your freedom and healthcare debt!

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