Tucker Carlson gave my great grandpa a pack of smokes in exchange for a tuna sandwich when they were roommates in 1979. When he smoked the smokes they weren’t filled with tobacco but were actually filled with dehydrated cum flakes. I assume these nicotine pouches are the same, so whoever is buying these is gonna rehydrate Tucker Carlson’s cum with their saliva. I hope I can buy a few packs to gift to family at Easter dinner this year.
Tucker Carlson gave my great grandpa a pack of smokes in exchange for a tuna sandwich when they were roommates in 1979. When he smoked the smokes they weren’t filled with tobacco but were actually filled with dehydrated cum flakes. I assume these nicotine pouches are the same, so whoever is buying these is gonna rehydrate Tucker Carlson’s cum with their saliva. I hope I can buy a few packs to gift to family at Easter dinner this year.
That’s an impressive amount of cum for one mad to produce. He must have had help.
Now that I think about it, I don’t think it’s all his own. A lot of it is probably regurgitated.
You win 🤣
Russian pumpernickel bagels. 😍