To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.
You be what?
From Urban Dictionary:
There’s a recent internet joke about changing the word “gooning” to “profin” because saying “Ibuprofen” would sound like “I be profin’”