Sorry, but no, I havn’t yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn’t raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?
I was surprised to learn recently that in Germany sitting while peeing is considered the proper way for men, since I lived there from '83 to '94 and never heard about it. Being American, I usually stand like a savage. Is this something that became more common after I left, or did I somehow miss it for 11 years?
I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn’t even imagine in the nightmares…
What? No, I wouldn’t dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never…
Sorry, but no, I havn’t yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn’t raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?
I was surprised to learn recently that in Germany sitting while peeing is considered the proper way for men, since I lived there from '83 to '94 and never heard about it. Being American, I usually stand like a savage. Is this something that became more common after I left, or did I somehow miss it for 11 years?
urinals are for barbarians
I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn’t even imagine in the nightmares…
They’re referring to when you trying to remove a stain from a previous poo
You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?
They know. They’re being intentionally obtuse.
What? No, I wouldn’t dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never…
There’s really nothing wrong with sink pissing if you run the water and clean the sink on a regular basis. It’s just a hole that water goes down.