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minus-squareTheGiantKorean@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·1 day agoSometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoHahah, never seen that meme before and this was the perfect context to do so. Thanks for the laugh!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 day agoI wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling. And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.
Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
Hahah, never seen that meme before and this was the perfect context to do so. Thanks for the laugh!
I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.
And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.