Well I’m not going to suffer any owchies and if I did then my mommy will kiss it better and put a paw-patrol bandaid on it. and I’m going to wear my superhero cape that gives my extra powers and I have a really good water gun that I’ll fill with ketchup so your shirt gets dirty and you go home crying. and those gorillas you trained in work for me now cause I gave them more bananas than you do and I made a birthday cake for one of their birthdays. and you’re a toilet peepee poopoo head and you smell like farts and you look like a booger. and your mommy is fat* and she forgets to give you new underwear so you wear your old ones, and they have skid marks on them because you’re so poopy!