• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.

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      5 hours ago

      I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!