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- It would be like fucking a dead body rolled up in a shag carpet - Go on…you have my attention… - arranges tissue box … lube container … towels in place … yes please continue this explanation, in detail please 
 
 
- Mum, grandpa Itchy is watching weird stuff in the living room again! 
- Is the stuff in the martini glass the green milk from The Last Jedi? 
- I ran outta credits, now I’ll never know how it ends. - Edit: Star Wars Burlesque Show. - I’m ashamed to say I liked this more than I should have 
 
- I have seen this commercial 10 times now! JFJ… FINE IM CALLING! 
- Why’s this making me feel funny? - Yer a furry, Harry. 
 
- 1-900-OKFACE 







