Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down13
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 hours agoThe cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 hours agoThat is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.
95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory.
This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc