• bless@lemmy.ml
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    15 hours ago

    You’ll be able to coordinate your travel to pedo island, as well as obtain secret antibiotics, all over email

    • Pee comes from the balls@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Fun fact: the internet actually has a precursor believed to be the real origin of the concept of the internet. It used to be called ARPANET developed by ARPA, a US military organization which later changed name to DARPA. This is similar with the concept of VPNs which actually were invented by the US military when they designed IPsec. I will abstain from trying to connect the two since this would sound conspiratory but it is a pretty weird phenomenon that instances of the western internet being militarized are becoming more frequent and observable through time and this aligns with the tendency of most digital innovations usually having creation origins stemming from military research.

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        a precursor believed to be the real origin

        You make it sound like this was 10000 years ago and archeologists had to figure that out on dig sites. It’s well-known that the internet developed out of the ARPANET.

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    20 hours ago

    Was this before or after he got an STD from trafficked children and gave it to Melinda?

    Gates can get fucked. Not like how he likes, either. I mean like fucked with the thing in the meme.

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          Worth nothing that it’s an e-mail from Epstein to himself, so it’s not conclusive evidence. But it’s probably an indication of something.

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            Given that we know for a fact that Gates went to the island and was an associate is Epsteins its a pretty good stack of evidence.

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              Ah, indeed.

              Gates goes to the island, just like a multitude of scientists whom Epstein invited for conferences, including almost-entirely-immobile Stephen Hawking.

              Epstein writes a fanfic in an email to himself, wherein Gates rapes children, eats babies, fucks dead people in the skull, and murders people with an axe.

              Therefore, Gates is evidently guilty of rape of children, eating babies, necromancy, and murder.

              It’s remarkable how this affair completely fried the remaining two braincells that each USian had bouncing around in their diminutive skulls. The level of discission is now the same as 80s tabloid bullcrap, and the people are proud of having connected the dots.

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                its funny that you had to make up a bunch of bullshit to make it seem like you have a reasonable conclusion. There are NUMEROUS photos of Gates on the island, and he isn’t there with scientists or anyone else. He is there with Epstein and underage girls. Lets also remember that his wife divorced him at least in part due to his infidelity and relationship with Epstein.

                But yeah, you go ahead and make up more bullshit.

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                  If you want to convince anyone that your mental faculties aren’t equal to those same children, you might want to learn to express yourself as an adult from the start, and not after your adequacy is called in question by the drivel that you impose on others.

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    21 hours ago

    I’m gonna start wearing ram around my neck to show how rich I am.

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      to show how rich I am.

      A neighbour recently skipped out on his overdue rent and had all his shit dumped on the street. For a second there when I saw a optiplex style clone I thought i was gonna strike it rich stripping the DDR4 out of it

      It was DDR4 but, sigh, 256MB sticks.

      Wtf. I looked at the case and it had a XP sticker on it. No wonder he abandoned it.

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      If the price of RAM keeps going up I’m gonna start making artisanal jewelry out of it. It will be more valuable than gold and precious stones.

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      19 hours ago

      I’ve already added old dimms as keychains and bag pendants, wearing riches like a medieval lord.

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    20 hours ago

    get shot with arramhead
    can actually afford to go to the hospital now

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    21 hours ago

    We went from using processed stones for arrowheads to using processed stones for arrowheads.

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      🎶 An old man sits collecting Packs on his roommates ex’s forgotten Mac…he saves what others throw away 🎶