Workers should learn AI skills and companies should use it because it’s a “cognitive amplifier,” claims Satya Nadella.

in other words please help us, use our AI

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      The five stages of corporate grief:

      • lies
      • venture capital
      • marketing
      • circular monetization
      • private equity sale
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      Denial: “AI will be huge and change everything!”

      Anger: “noooo stop calling it slop its gonna be great!”

      Bargaining: “please use AI, we spent do much money on it!”

      Depression: companies losing money and dying (hopefully)

      Acceptance: everyone gives up on it (hopefully)

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        Acceptance: It will be reduced to what it does well and priced high enough so it doesn’t compete with equivalent human output. Tons of useless hardware will flood the market, china will buy it back and make cheap video cards from the used memory.

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      Correct, but needs clarification:
      Depression referring to the whole economy as the bubble burst.
      Acceptance is when the government accepts to bail them out because they’re too big and the gov is too dependent on them to let them die.

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      Which seems like good progress. I feel like they were in denial not three weeks ago.