• 0ops@piefed.zip
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    3 hours ago

    Now I’m a little curious what a Wes Anderson Bible movie would be like. Owen Wilson can be Jesus

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      Bill Murray as God trying to tell Norton-Adam about sin, while Dafoe-Satan in snake form tries to convince Swinton-Eve to eat the apple. Jason Schwartzman voices the apple. Adrien Brody and Jeff Goldlbum get to be 2 of the 3 wise men, the third is just Bill Murray in another costume. Even the blood is pastel. Only 20% of the film is not stop-motion miniatures.

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      Bill Murray is God who is so fucking over it and just wants to hand this shit off to his son.

      Jason Schwartzman is Satan trying so hard to get everybody to like him even though he sucks.