(just to be clear: this is not, in any way, a conspiracy theory. I am posting this for laughs and do not actually think this.)
just like lemme explain alr
ok ok ok so: scientists are wizards. they took a magical oath telling them regular people that they be doing science. its magic, I tell you. MAGIC
CHANGE MY MIND. YOU WONT BE ABLE TO.


Thank you!
There’s actually a very cool philosophical argument that we are actually creating new fundamental rules of the universe by studying them. Simulation theory maybe? Dunno how much stock I put into it, but it’s kinda cool to think about.