AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 days agoGotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageGotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square78linkfedilink
minus-squarewhalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoYou gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoZoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
minus-squaredanciestlobster@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoI don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
minus-squareMrOtingocni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoThe Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
minus-squareVoixe2@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoSpoken like a true gooner 😭
minus-squarepressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoMasturbating for long periods of time.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoa lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoI’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoI disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
Spoken like a true gooner 😭
What is gooning?
Masturbating for long periods of time.
a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
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