• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    “15 items or less” lanes should charge extra for going over. 0-20 no charge, 21+ = $1 per extra item (including the 16-20). That money goes towards whoever uses the register after you.

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      12 hours ago

      I’ll do one better.

      Every extra item gets to be used against the customer to harm them.

      The extra item is a can of tuna? Well, we’ll beat you with the tuna. The extra item is a hammer? Well, apologies my good man, but you know the rule.

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        12 hours ago

        We shouldn’t jump straight into violence, so how about after 5 minutes we’re allowed to beat them with anything from their cart, our cart, or the complementary whiffle ball bat?