Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I’m stuck to this thing hot and I can’t feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That’s 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you’re going to the ER with the spike in place.
Yes, doctor, all three have 3rd degree burnt anuses…
You’ve been there?
Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I’m stuck to this thing hot and I can’t feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That’s 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you’re going to the ER with the spike in place.
Thanks you for that word picture. It replaced my foolproof plan for world peace.