• skisnow@lemmy.caEnglish
    31·
    16 hours ago

    Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.

    • Oppopity@lemmy.ml
      1·
      2 minutes ago

      The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      47 minutes ago

      You can fit both the socks and the missing women’s drivers’ licenses. Unless you’re really into collecting socks.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
      5·
      12 hours ago

      The other day, someone posted “I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don’t have a cat.”

      And I posted “Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that’s how cat ownership works.”

      Some people can’t see what’s directly in front of their faces.