• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      Gimli: Never thought I’d get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.

      Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?

      Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

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      Which one of them is Legolas and which is Aragorn? Been a while since I’ve watched the movies.