It’s when your manager drives behind you with an automatic rifle while you run for your life and makes you explain in excruciating detail every last bit of minutiae you are working on.
Ours just repeatedly tell us not to give patients the TV remote and list off all the incidents that have happened in the past month related to people giving the patients the remote (hiding it in their rooms, watching porn in the dayroom, setting locks on the TV, etc). I never have and never will but at this point I’m kind of surprised we haven’t had to get it back from endoscopy yet.
I’ve been thinking about starting a rumor that we did just for funsies. Just always wearing gloves while touching it. Acting cagey about it with the patients,“sorry I can’t tell you what happened to it” then whispering to my coworkers “well you know where we had to get it back from two weeks ago, right? …oh. Don’t worry about it. Just don’t touch it with your bare hands, OK?” And I’m bluntly honest about stuff no one is like 99.99% of the time so if I start this shit every one will be talking about it within the week.
Wait, What is a rundown?
It’s when your manager drives behind you with an automatic rifle while you run for your life and makes you explain in excruciating detail every last bit of minutiae you are working on.
Or is that a gundown?
Ours just repeatedly tell us not to give patients the TV remote and list off all the incidents that have happened in the past month related to people giving the patients the remote (hiding it in their rooms, watching porn in the dayroom, setting locks on the TV, etc). I never have and never will but at this point I’m kind of surprised we haven’t had to get it back from endoscopy yet.
I’ve been thinking about starting a rumor that we did just for funsies. Just always wearing gloves while touching it. Acting cagey about it with the patients,“sorry I can’t tell you what happened to it” then whispering to my coworkers “well you know where we had to get it back from two weeks ago, right? …oh. Don’t worry about it. Just don’t touch it with your bare hands, OK?” And I’m bluntly honest about stuff no one is like 99.99% of the time so if I start this shit every one will be talking about it within the week.