It quite clearly says “gets mad when I touch it” not “I dream about touching it”

You do not touch someone if that makes them mad, period. If it’s intimate part, then that’s sexual assault. Gender doesn’t matter here.

Idk why is everyone jumping on the “swap genders” dude, because at it’s core this is indeed a disgusting text, and if swapping genders in that text makes you uncomfortable, then the text is bad to begin with.