Works even better if you’re Keanu Reeves.
Do not confess your feelings for people while you are at work, do not harass people you are working with, do noy persist when you are rejected, there are close to 8 billion people on this planet
if i could go back in time and tell 20 year old me something it would be go to therapy
Does this also apply to people you detest?
Yes, absolutely. Start with your bosses, and move on from there once you’ve got the hang of it!
I wish I still felt things.
takes a rip on cigarette
I remember feelings.
If I could go back in time and tell 20-year-old me anything, it would be
Sixty-nine, dudes!
Word up!
Think he’s talking about Sandra Bullock?
Probably his gf who died.
I’m fucking trying, Keeanu. But 20-some mega-cunts with more money than they could spend in 100-lifetimes won’t let me!
