Well obviously I have no choice. I lock myself in the lavatory, and throw a series of tantrums until the pilot comes and personally wipes my arse, while I moan deeper, DEEPER and then when the airline reaches out to notify me that I’m banned, they’ll discover I’ve died on vacation in Thailand.
Well obviously I have no choice. I lock myself in the lavatory, and throw a series of tantrums until the pilot comes and personally wipes my arse, while I moan deeper, DEEPER and then when the airline reaches out to notify me that I’m banned, they’ll discover I’ve died on vacation in Thailand.
It’s the perfect crime