• Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    1 day ago

    Well obviously I have no choice. I lock myself in the lavatory, and throw a series of tantrums until the pilot comes and personally wipes my arse, while I moan deeper, DEEPER and then when the airline reaches out to notify me that I’m banned, they’ll discover I’ve died on vacation in Thailand.

    It’s the perfect crime