simbico@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 5 个月前Why would you not?lemmy.zipimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1529arrow-down16
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minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 个月前Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 个月前But then I’d have to drink sock water.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 个月前Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 个月前Her sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher. This is smart.
I have to pay for my toilet water.
Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
But then I’d have to drink sock water.
We all have to make sacrifices
Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
Her sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher.
This is smart.