I was actually born to have a lot of mercy
This is the real curse.
Per my last email…
I have copy pasted a previous email and it felt great
One fed up customer service staff member took a screenshot of the boss’s email and drew an arrow + circle, and that was the whole reply to our email chain.
It made my day.
My tactic is to have an ever-increasing CC list of the person’s boss, boss’s boss, the boss’s boss’s boss, etc…
I think I once got to the director level before the issue was solved.
I have a habit of getting into trouble for criticizing the work of others. I do it constructively, but not always tactfully.
One I pulled a few months back was something along the lines of “don’t do this, as it means other people will have to clean up after you”.
I’m… working on it.
This is going to sound shit but I don’t care.
I can’t stand talking to morons. I talk matter-of-factly. I explain the problem. I say “Do you want X, Y, or Z? I’d recommend Z.” And these idiots still reply with vague no-answers and then I get shit on because I point out their stupid behavior.
Anyways, now things are better because I just use AI slop to fix my writing and send that garbage to them.
And you know what? It fucking works. If their answer is still vague garbage, I repeat. Copy their slop, put it in ai, tell AI to give a professional response, paste that slop right back until I get an answer.
It’s been saving me a dozen headaches. And chances are these fuckalls are using AI already so fight fire with fire.
The first sentence is Internet in 1995.
The second sentence is having a job after 1995.
Man I know horns would be so inconvenient in many ways, but they just look so sick. I really want some.
I think I really need this on a t-shirt.
Anyone know where art like this comes from? Would love to read a story with it






