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    11 hours ago

    Okay J-Lo…I gotta go to a fancy party covering my penis in see thru cellophane. Purple color crotchless pants. Everything else is blue jeans but the cellophane covered crotch. You can totally see my penis jumping and jiggling around in there, but not enough to have full confidence of actually having seen it.

    To the sewing machine!