Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.
But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.
That would really top off the joke.
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”
I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I’m not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
Started reading “Young lad” in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.
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