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minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 hours agoTechnically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoAre you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 hours agoI think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster. I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoThe stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoYes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters