silence7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoMamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidetswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidetswww.nytimes.comsilence7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square16linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBlibittyblah@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoIf you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)
minus-squarePlaidBaron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoBut if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?
minus-squareBlibittyblah@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoMasturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.
minus-squarePlaidBaron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoHell yeah. Its drain cloggin’ time!
minus-squaretrojanbark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoYou let it go to waste down the drain?
If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)
But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?
Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.
Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin’ time!
You let it go to waste down the drain?
-sigh-
Well… what do you do with it?
Save money on breakfast