• 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
      72·
      4 hours ago

      Beep Boop

      Here is your Cupcake Ingredients:

      • 1 cup of flour
      • 1 cup of water
      • 1 American Egg: Tarriff Edition
      • 1 “200 gram of C11H26NO2PS”

      Instructions:

      • Preheat oven to [MAXIMUM]°F
      • Mix Ingredients
      • Place firewood inside oven
      • Place mixed ingredients inside oven
      • Close all windows and doors and lockthem
      • Remove batteries from all smoke detectors and CO detectors
      • Place batteries in oven
      • Wait 1 hour

      For best results. It is highly recommended to take a few hour nap in order to improve taste. It is commenly said by many that taking sleeping pills would improve quality of nap and thus will prepare your appetite for your delicious cupcake.

      Enjoy! 😋