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Björn@swg-empire.de to memes@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

But not always

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But not always

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Björn@swg-empire.de to memes@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Well, Leela got to find out!

    • erie09@lemmy.world
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      These bad boys are hard to aim! -Labarbra

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        My wife asked me once how I knew where to aim when starting peeing so it went into the toilet. I told her you just get a sense of where it’s gonna go. I’ve been doing it so long I don’t remember how I actually learned.

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          As someone who finds puddles on the floor, bin, and spray up the wall: pretty sure you learn through trial and error.

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          And sometimes, it’s just decides to split to the right for some reason.

          • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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            This is true.

  • 58008@lemmy.world
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    Random erections at the worst conceivable time, and Squishy Wilbert Syndrome when stiffness is actually required, makes me think my penis is haunted by a mischievous 11th century sprite called Lomtomp the Rascal.

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    Hah, well, its funny, sometimes its like this singular, weird eye, right in the middle of my-

    [Leela visibly furrows her… eyebrow?]

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Hard might be generous.

    Sometimes might be generous.

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      @[email protected] has pills for that.

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        My pills only help with the opposite problem. For some reason, none of the guys I know seem interested when I offer to share. 😕

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    “I love being at the podium. If I can’t be erect, at least I can be upright!”
    -Christopher Hitchens (RIP)

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    There’s medicine that can help with that problem.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      sounds like someone from mid 20th century UK gay court would say

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        That court went tits up, Turing a terrible page in UK history.

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