Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoThe average American showerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1574arrow-down126
arrow-up1548arrow-down1imageThe average American showerlemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·2 years agoSeriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls. Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoI tried putting hot cocoa on my balls. That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
minus-square800XL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoBut those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoEspecially since they got the skin off my ass.
minus-square800XL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoLucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
deleted by creator
I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
deleted by creator
But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
Especially since they got the skin off my ass.
Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.