I pick up the newspaper and everyday there’s a new horrible story about him that’s somehow become trite since all this oaf does is disparage other, loaf about, and take what he can from others to engorge himself. He’s ruining this country in every way, shape, and form but somehow he has millions of cult followers. He’s above any punishment yet forces us to suffer his existence like some sort of sick, kafkaesque joke. This absolute piece of shit has no redeeming qualities and yet we let him keep breathing air. It’s impossible to scroll online without seeing his gross orange face pop up on screen. I swear if I hear him say “I hate Mondays” or “I love lasagna” one more time I am going to lose it. Save us from this Garfieldian agony.


Not only will I celebrate it, I want to do it where his grieving followers can see my exultation.
Well then he better not die during his term or under a GOP admin, because if people lost their jobs over Kirk, I can’t even imagine what would happen to you if you celebrated the death of their dear leader.
I’m self-employed, so nobody can fire me but me, and my boss’ politics are the same as mine.
In fact, I won’t hire MAGAs, and if I ever found out that one of my employees was MAGA, they’d be fired immediately. I won’t tolerate such low character around me, my business, or my other employees. There’s no telling what a person that stupid and mean will do.