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Fucking wankers
Come on there’s two types of people in this world:
- People who masturbate.
- People who lie about masturbating.
What about people who’ve had genital nullification surgery?
There’s the option of anal masturbation.
Most people who get genital nullification surgery aren’t the kind who like anal masturbation
I’m gliding my fist over the bulging purple head. And I’ve got my finger up my arse.
Ah, my cocks gone off like a spunky firework.
Jokes on them, I wank every week anyway
Sure as hell beats no nut November.
its not suprising that a week full of masturbation is more popular than a month without
They went with masturbation month instead
…ruddy bastards…/