Those are the types of things I took as life lessons more than whatever useless “how to do your taxes” or “don’t mix blah blah and whatever or the fumes will kill you” BS they put into the lesson plans. It’s like the old expression: when you pull the pin on a grenade and drop it on the floor, you don’t stand around to watch it go off.
No, all I’ve got are these kazoos and other assorted noisemakers that you can take home to
terrorizeentertain your parents.Being an uncle is pure joy.
“Here’s a recorder.”
-My step kid’s music teacher on the last day of school
Those are the types of things I took as life lessons more than whatever useless “how to do your taxes” or “don’t mix blah blah and whatever or the fumes will kill you” BS they put into the lesson plans. It’s like the old expression: when you pull the pin on a grenade and drop it on the floor, you don’t stand around to watch it go off.