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    • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?

      Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.

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        19 hours ago

        This would be Hel, which is sort of like “you weren’t terrible but you weren’t awesome”, although you also have Náströnd, which is a place within Hel reserved for murderers, adulterers, and those who break oaths.