slate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square226fedilinkarrow-up1661arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1647arrow-down1imageTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksslate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square226fedilinkfile-text
Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoPretty sure the puncture wound was from a random meteorite falling from the sky.
Pretty sure the puncture wound was from a random meteorite falling from the sky.
What a way to find Jesus